Chimp Lovin' (Pets)

When the lights are low, and there's no one around... Here's a night-vision photograph of our own 'Dolon caught in flagrante delicto in his boudoir with a pink fuzzy zombie chimpanzee wubby. So much for his chances of ever running for elected office.

This is the chimpanzee's second life, repaired by Dr. Frankeniczenko. Originally it had a fairly sizeable agitating motor and chimpy speaker as a heart, with wires leading to one hand that you could squeeze to set it off. Mag quickly learned how to trigger it, and it was a brief favorite before its inevitable demise. Of course while I was enjoying the dogs focusing on something other than me, they opened the poor pink animal up and chewed right through the wires. I took away the electrical components, but not before Mag had figured out how to bridge the wire stubs coming out of the motor with her tongue to make it shake and shriek like a horny primate. As a zombie the chimp makes do with just a normal plastic bulb squeaker heart.